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笑話一【Tell a lie】說(shuō)謊

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

媽媽：“你要哪一只香蕉，維克多？”

維克多：“我要那只最大的?！?/span>

媽媽：“維克多，你應(yīng)該懂禮貌，要那只小的?！?/span>

維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說(shuō)謊嗎？”

笑話二【I Don't Like an Argument】我不想爭(zhēng)論

Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

It's round, answered Gerald.

How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

杰拉爾德，老師問(wèn)：地球是什么形狀？

是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。

你怎么知道是圓的？老師又問(wèn)。

好吧，那它是方的，學(xué)生回答說(shuō)：我可不想與你爭(zhēng)論這件事情。

笑話三【Two Birds】 兩只鳥(niǎo)

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。